Lord I swear the perfume you wear was made of turnip greens

Keeping with my hermit habits this week, I've been living in my amazingly 90s Auburn sweatshirt. It was purchased in 1993 at the  Anniston, Alabama Super Wal-mart in preparation for my very first Alabama Auburn Day. Who knows how it's managed to stick around for this long considering my extreme closet clean-outs that happen once every couple of years, but as a result it's the softest, comfiest sweatshirt I own and therefore perfect for what should be my last day of being a grandma. If I mention anything about Netflix or tea drinking over the weekend someone needs to intervene.